Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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