I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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