Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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