So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
His hands were made for my vagina.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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