I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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