please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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