I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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