so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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