one might say we're banned from that church
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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