you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Randomize
