1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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