we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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