More tranny stories later!
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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