my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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