We named our party play list daddy issues
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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