Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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