1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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