Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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