This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
