he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I wish i was in the wii world.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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