hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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