If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
