let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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