You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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