oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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