Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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