wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I want her autograph on my taint
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
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