Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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