You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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