in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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