Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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