so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
someone owes me an orgasm
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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