You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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