As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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