Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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