She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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