we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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