Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
