Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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