I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I have already put on my inside pants.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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