Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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