Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
