So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
