We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
