"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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