STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Enjoy the penises
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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