so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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