Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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