Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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