you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Alive.
So much puke
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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