I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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